A fun beauty tag from Looxperiments! Looks fun so I'll try doing this also kkk~
Looxtag : Fashion & Beauty Products You Avoid
Bold/Strange-Coloured Lips
Maybe it's just me who had not enough confidence to wear such bold colours for my lips, but it traumatizes me when I tried mom's mauve or wine coloured lipstick. I look 16878656598791 years older. So, no. Just no. I'm sticking to nude or gradient or peach lips. Other than that, next life maybe.
I'm already short so please don't make me look shorter! I always avoid dresses/pants that covers my knees. Not only capri jeans, maxi dress mostly makes me looks like I'm wearing potato sack, even the baby-doll kind.
Jumpsuit
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it'll take 10 minutes just to pee :| |
I despise THIS. I will never want to be troubled over small things like toilet business, so I will NEVER wear jumpsuit. It will make me stay 4 times longer inside a toilet cubicle in a mall or restaurant, and people will think I had something wrong with my digestive system. So image-ruining, so no. Why people like to make everything so difficult while there's a lot of easier ways? Overall is still fine but not jumpsuit.
DUH I HAD AN ENORMOUS FAT BELLY I will look like a pig going to gave birth any minutes. Besides, I feel like stealing a 3-years-old-clothes and forcing myself to wear it. Duh. NO. Will never do for tight-fit clothes, except swimsuit or yoga pants. FOR WORKING OUT. Not window shopping at malls.
High Waist Pants
My torso isn't that long, if I wear high-waist, it'll look more like corset with legholes rather than pants to me. :\
I look like a calf with bandage on its toes. My toes aren't long and slender and pretty, so I prefer ankle boots than peeptoes.
Random Cosmetics/Skincare
For cosmetics, some of them are still fine but I prefer not. Skincare with unknown manufacturer? NO. A BIG NO. I only trust those which already have quite big name on cosmetic/skincare industry.
The paddings will make me look like I'm borrowing Dolly Parton's boobs. NO.
Makes me look sick and elder. Duh. I prefer showing my biceps rather than covering it with something that looks like general hospital robe x_x
CROCS
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The ones with holes all over it. Whoever invented this s*it must be freak. I've never seen something so ugly in fashion industry until this appears. It's not even cute. It's FINE to be worn by kids aged 1-5 but more than that, those footwears look like it's going to eat any foot fitted in it. DUH. And it's like super expensive. WTF. Other than the ones with ugly holes all over the ugly footwears are fine. Tried the Baya version once, and it looks like I shrunk to half. Boo.
Whee I think it's all. I hope no one gets offended if there's anybody wears the things I mentioned above. It's not I despise those who wear this, it's only doesn't suit me well. Kekeke~ :D How about you guys? :3
OWKAY! It's that time again! Looxchallenge by Looxperiments beauty circle! :3
This half-month theme is PINK, because it's for breast cancer awareness, they pick the PINK theme. Good for me, I just bought a pink top. LOL!
So, this is it! PINK EOLJJANG! :D
Deciding to go all-out! Pink lens, pink shadow, pink nails, and pink top! LOL. Actually my lips were meant to be pink also, but the tint made it looks more to red than pink to me =w= I chose the Korean eoljjang (ulzzang) makeup style! :D
The "ingredients" on my face:
FACE
PAC Liquid Foundation
in C.01 by Martha Tilaar Makeup
Erhalogy Loose Powder
Maybelline Clear Smooth Pact in 02. Sand Beige
Maybelline Blush in Peachy Sweetie
EYES
Aubeau Professional Eyeshadow Base
Silky Girl Double Intense Gel Liner in 01 Intense Black
Silky Girl Quad Palette in Pastel
GEO Super Nudy Pink Cosmetic Lens (power right 0.0 left 0.0)
Oriflame Fat Lash Mascara
LIPS
Oriflame Absolute Concealer for EYES (LOL) in Pink
Oriflame ClickIt Lip Stain in 01 Red
Maybelline Fruity Jelly Lip Gloss in Watermelon Red
NAILS
Innisfree Eco Nail Color #13
TOP
Papillon Shop
I was planning on wearing my natural falsies, but I can't find it anywhere and although I found it, it won't be that much help since I've tried it several times and turned out my real lashes were longer than the fake ones ._. So it would only give fuller lash effect rather than longer :D Can't find the falsies, decided on using mascara instead. So.... well.... yeah, as you can see, I seemed like I had no lashes LOL! XD
Okay, selca time!
(just pass this one if you're feeling like puking mwahahahaha)
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my chin is super long ;A; |
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PLEASE DON'T MIND THE BACKGROUND TTATT |
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tried all my might to brighten this pic. my room's too dark =3= |
Duh I hate my dark circles and eyebags. Make me looks like Seungri. Can't get rid of them although I already tried any way possible ;A;
THERE ARE NO OTHER EOLJJANG WITH SKIN AS TANNED AS MINE LOL BWAHAHAHAHAHA #slapmeplease
HELLO LADIES TELL ME WHO SAW BIGBANG LAST SATURDAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
OH GOD THAT WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME I JUST CAN'T~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay need to stop, I'm here to do a quick review since I moved to another cubicle today, I'm writing this in hurry while lunch break. LOL.
Tired of your oil-maker moisturizer? Bored of cream-shaped thick moisturizer and need something else lighter? Try this:
ETUDE HOUSE ALOE MOISTFULL SOOTHING GEL
Comes in pump bottle, plus ten for hygiene. No need to dig up like any other moisturising cream! :3 The bottle is green, and I bought the small one (Etude House got 2 bottle volumes, 150 ml and 300ml. I pick the 150) for first time trial. I think I need to buy the large one since I'm loving this! :D
The printed design is very cute (although it's green :p) with simple swirls and bubbles. Cute even it's not pink, just like Etude House. Although there are nothing special with the package, it's just and ordinary pump bottle, which a little bit hard to take it along while traveling, because the pump could be pressed anytime inside the luggage, splattering the gel inside and got wasted :(
The gel texture is very light it's almost like water to me. Like if you made jelly but put too much water, that is how the gel looks like. And also money saving! I only need twice amount above to cover up my entire face! :D Since it has aloe extract, it feels so refreshing and calming my skin. I already used this for about 2 or 3 months and my skin is a lot smoother now! :D And it still has more than 2/3 of the volume. Super long-lasting use!
This gel doesn't make my face go sticky and plumpy like usual cream moisturiser does (I used OLAY before bought this one, I forgot the name, but it's one with baby pink cream and comes in plastic white milk bottle and black glossy screw cap). This gel leaves my skin smooth but not sticky, and not getting oilier, and feels firmer also. It absorbs very quick because it has watery texture, it feels like you're patting amount of water to your face, leaving it wet for several seconds and it's gone. Absorbing to your skin, in this gel case, not evaporating. Kkkk~
Speaking about the traveling trouble, I just found out that Etude House also releasing the travel size of this gel. About 5 or 10 ml, I can't remember. LOL. Sorry. And sold in quite cheap price also, it's IDR20,000 (about USD$1.5) for the travel size, and IDR120,000 (about USD$11) for the 150ml bottle (bought HERE). The travel size also doesn't need some digging since it came in a tube (unless when it runs out, you need to cut the tube and dig out the remaining gel), just press and the gel will flow :D
Pros:
★ Watery gel texture
★ Doesn't make skin sticky
★ Vary in size (10ml, 150ml, adn 300ml)
★ Absorbs quickly
★ Affordable
★ Soothing aloe in aroma and extract
★ Does make MY skin smoother after some time using this product
Cons:
★ Travel size tube requires digging at the end of its life :(
★ Bottle pump makes harder to take it along while traveling
Overall rate:
Texture ★★★★★
Smell ★★★★☆
Packaging ★★★☆☆
Efficiency ★★★☆☆
Hygiene ★★★★☆☆
Purchase again? Definitely YES :)
EEEEEEEEI~ SEXY LADIES~! ┌(★o☆)┘ Kkk sorry the Gangnam Style is still hyping inside my head~ Mwahahaha~
Anyway, my soft lenses I ordered from Tomato Shop on Thursday, arrived just a day after I finished my payment. I love how Tomato ship every order super fast, I love them! :D
After some times squeezing all my brain cells into pieces deciding which one to buy (一。一;;), I finally laid my eyes on EOS Blytheye on Tomato's homepage. And after deciding which type I was going to buy, then I did some more brain-squeezing dilemma: picking colours. I go through Google images like 61817654974987654 times before I decide on this GREEN Blytheye. No particular reason, I was just didn't satisfied by my first green lens (which was X2, diameter 14.00 mm, super thick, and fast drying. On eyeliner case, it will be great but these are contact lense. LOL). So I decided on this green one, and I already planned to buy the blue one after this. Mwahaha~
Specification :
diameter 14.80mm
B.C. 8.60
water content 52%
duration : 6 - 12 month
Brand : EOS Origin : Korea
The package (which arrived less than 24 hours after I ordered) contains these things: a lens case and the lenses inside vial bottles inside a cute pink box with Japanese letters all over the box.
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"Geo Kontakuto Lenzu = Geo Contact Lens" |
Aaand the uber cute lens case in green and ELEPHANT SHAPED! Kyah! The elephants also had the cute thin tails! Supa kawaiiiiii~~
The usual vial bottles and pink labels by EOS, simple design yet so girly because it has pinks all over the labels! And they wrap the vial bottles in bubble wrap so it will decrease the possibilities of vial bottles being shattered on the way to your home. Neat one, Tomato! ^^
As I had a perfect eyesight, I pick the normal degrees for my Blytheye green. I don't know why I really like cosmetic lenses. They enlarge your irises and make your eyes look anime-ish, and with extravagant colours also.
The colour is quite cute, light teal, green, almost turquoise, etc etc etc, but it's green anyway. LOL. As you see the middle void is quite big, so it won't cover your pupils and block some of your views.
I tried to take a photos of the lens in room light (I was at McDonald's, they had warm lighting -- yellowish lights) and use no flash, but the colour is still noticeable. My boyfriend said my eyes look like it's cat's eyes ^_^;;
And tried taking an outdoor lighting photos, and SUPER NOTICEABLE. I took this picture when it's raining outside, about 2~3 PM. I LOVE THESE LENSESSSS~~~ super noticeable, super big, and I love the green! Looks like my eyes were photoshopped (I didn't do any Photoshop like colour adjusting or add brightness, just some clone stamp on my left cheek to hide the damned zit marks) even though they aren't. I didn't upload the ones with flash, I look creepy as the green is much more lighter in flash. Super creepy -.-
I wore this lens today from 8 AM to 4 PM and it was fine. Feels like I wore nothing, but I still need to use drops 2~3 times (in the range of 8 hours), being inside air-con-ed car for more than 3 hours, air-con-ed room in 1.5 hours, being outdoor with windy and heavy rain. The lens are super thin, and it makes my eyes work lighter. LOL. The comfiest lens I've ever had! (I had 1 green X2 and 2 GEO Super Nudy in Blue and Pink).
Pros:
★ Super thin!
★ Noticeable opaque green
★ Big eyes, you have it! ^^
Cons:
★ Dries quite fast in aircon room (or car)
Overall Rate:
Colour ★★★★★
Enlargement ★★★★☆
Comfort ★★★★☆
P.S. If you want to buy these (or other EOS or GEO) lenses, just go to Tomato homepage or their Facebook page, and you can order very quick, wait for a confirmation mail, then pay for your order, and VOILA! the next day, those lenses are already on your front door! The service is super kind & satisfying, answering every single question with smile & patience. LIKE HER SO MUCH! ^^
I.
HATE.
THOSE.
What the hell is wrong with Indonesians? They always watch shitty programs such as sinetron, tear-jerking "reality show", etc etc etc. With no hint of education. At all.
The "reality show" always showing those tear-jerking about poor people and how they live, how sad their life is, exposing almost every aspects of the poor's life. Sometimes even the host is crying to trigger audiences' tearducts to start bursting tears of 'sympathy'.
Disgusting.
HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SELL PEOPLE'S LIFE AS OBJECT OF FAKE SYMPATHY??
"Oh my God they're so poor and I pity them."
And the sympathy ends together as the credit is rolling. Tsk.
Let's put the reality show with fake pities. What I hate more than that is Indonesian lame drama called SINETRON. Yea you guys who has been living in Indonesia for all of your life must have known this shit is going relay everyday. Like every hour is ALWAYS this sinetron. And there IS a TV station which always show sinetron, like no other qualified TV show.
SERIOUSLY?
Let me tell you why I hate shits like that.
Actually the problem is only one.
ULTRA MEGA SUPER DUMBASS MAIN LEAD LEVEL OVER 9000.
The story line is always based-on-Cinderella.
You know, the main lead usually a girl, around 15 to 17, or even YOUNGER. Wore no-makeup look, had a single parent or NONE (either died or missing or whatever), ALWAYS bullied by step-family such as step mom, step sister, etc etc etc. And the main character NEVER fought back. She accept all the bully such as slaps, tackles, water splash etc etc etc. And the main lead ended up cleaning all the mess, weeping on her bedroom (most of them are uglier than my late pet's sleep-towel), and pray. While crying, "God why am I like this."
SO CINDERELLA AH.
But what differs Indonesian sinetron and Cinderella is, THE FAIRY GODMOTHER APPEARED. Out of nowhere. POP! "Don't cry my darling you will be just fine with some magic!" And there stood six finest horses, the rider, and a super nice pumpkin cart. The Cinderella went to the party, and you know the rest of the story.
BUT. That does NOT happen in sinetron. In sinetron, the main lead keeps praying and nothing happened. I pity you. Even your God is not willing to help you because you don't even show any sign you're going to fight back. Ridiculous.
I mean, how long can one survived being bullied everyday, given super small amount meal, cleaning a ridiculously huge home, and doesn't even snap a vein? Not only at home, usually also at school. Being bullied for the missing or dead parent status, despite she's very clever (seriously? you can still put some intellectual shit after super tired being bullied and only given a meal in amount of Chihuahua's dinner?) and attractive to some top school idol guy. Bleah. I bet you're going to look worse than maid after do all the household chores, splashed by water everyday, bruises from slapped here and there, and puffy eyes for crying everyday.
And the fact she's being attractive to the main male lead (whose rival at school likes), made her bullied more. And yet SHE STILL DO NOTHING BUT PRAY. Bitch, please. We all know we have to pray for whatever we are going to do, but if you didn't move your ass off and do some work, you'll get NOTHING.
And the last but with no less stupidity: the main lead's real parent (single, usually). You know, when the father remarried, he took the whole new family into his outrageous castle-like home, where his new wife and her daughter (never found a son before) can bully his real daughter in front of his nose and yet he still do not realize what happens in his household. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. And it's 50% is his daughter's fault because she keeps insisting herself not telling her dad that stepmom and stepsis bully her everyday, and she has no evidence or whatever, or she's afraid breaking her father's heart into pieces knowing his self-chosen wife is worse than Dolores Umbridge.
In Cinderella, the story develops quickly as soon as she went to the party, lost her shoe, found by Prince, and they live happily ever after. Sinetron? NO. The process from bullied to go to the party took like 5467981354897 years to happen. Which causing result of the series goes for another 625971498719875197487 episodes before it ends. And after it ends, usually the sequel comes up for more 5-6 seasons.
The scene and wardrobes are also.......urgh. Explain this to me: who the fuck wears DRESS on DAILY BASIS? See the stepmoms. They always wear full makeups, "nice" dress (which I rarely find those are in my regular standard of "nice"), HEELS while walking from bedroom to toilet, even wore anti-tornado fake lashes to sleep or bed scene. WHOA. Bitch please, those ultra-mega-thick falsies will stab your boy right in his eyes and bled to death while you two are making out.
The school scene is never better though. The students always wore the it-shrunk-after-being-washed shirts (which looks like the button will pop anytime and show some flat tits) and super short skirts (I think my short pants is even longer than those), and neon accessories such as abundant huge bangles that cover up to half of the girl's triceps, huge earrings in less tacky colours, and visible makeups (don't forget the anti-tornado falsies). BLAH. Which school will allow its students to appear in school gate looking like sluts?
Okay. Stop with the ugly and readable plot. Move to the Indonesians themselves.
1. Although sinetrons hit success and high ratings, the producer is RARELY an Indonesian. It's always (mostly) INDIAN from Punjabi family. Ask those who still watch sinetrons, who is the producer? Their name will end with Punjabi. While the other talented Indonesians like Riri Riza, Mira Lesmana, etc are producing oneshot movies with MUCH higher qualities. But, OH THE IRONY. Most audience love the Punjabi-production shits more than the movies with qualities. SERIOUSLY? Give me a break.
2. It turns out most people who still watch sinetrons are from less educated middle-low class (I say MOST. Didn't say the higher class will never watch crap like that, there ARE higher class society who still watch crap), which is saddening. Those who are already less educated, facing the fact they can only watch shits like that because they cannot afford tv cable, become more and more dumb. And since their kids also watch craps with them, the kids became pretty fluent on tricking their parents, playing dirty tricks towards their friends, etc etc etc (examples are pretty clear on sinetrons). ACTUALLY, instead of degrading their brain volume by watching crap, they can SKIP those shits, watching some more news about surrounding events and worldwide events. Our local tv is not only about shitty sinetrons and reality shows. But NO, they choose being dumb. Well, people had the right to choose. Unfortunately, mostly choose the highway to epic dumbness.
3. The censor body sucks. Although sinetron has no vulgar words or visible sexual content, IT HAS NO SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE. EVEN NOWHERE NEAR DUMB. It's all way below dumb. All I can see in a sinetron is lousy scripts, ugly plots, and over-use of makeup and changing-camera (please add in comments if you have more idea, I'll update). Yet (most) people still tend to like those. SIGHING HEAVILY.
4. The characters have no charisma. Even the main lead who always pictured as a kind-hearted girl who always pray, never fight back, always put on a (fake) smile, humble, etc etc etc. It's all crap. No one in this world is like that. Even saints fight back sometimes. And also Jesus (He flipped the merchant tables, remember?). The main lead is always someone who over-kind she's so close to retard. And the antagonists will always win, 90% of the happiness belongs to the stepmoms and stepsis and rivals. The main lead only had below 1% happiness and sits still while the other 9% is being stolen. Stupid bitch.
5. Teaching shit. Not educating, sinetron taught kid of MBA (married by accident), sexual assaults, how to lie to parents, how to cheat your friends nicely, how to act innocent even though YOU are to blame, taking a middle-aged millionaire as your husband and poisoning him so you can have all of his wealth, etc etc etc. All bad things were shown super clear you don't need to think, and easy to follow, too. GOOD JOB. That's why Indonesia will never move from the Dumbness Swamp.
I can list all the uglies sinetron has. Yes it's easy to see flaws from something else, specially when the thing has NO GOOD. Leave comments, I'd like to see your opinions :)
OOT. Just get back from the toilet to pee, I found the door closed. When I opened the toilet door, THE SMELL OF FUCKING CIGARS BURSTING OUT LIKE OIL FOUNTAIN. Seriously, this SUCKS. My workmates SMOKE inside the toilet while taking shit, and worse, closed the door so the smell won't come out. I WAS INSIDE FOR LESS THAN A MINUTE AND MY HAIR REEK OF FUCKING CIGARS.
UNISEX TOILET IS THE WORST INVENTION, EVER.
Specially if you're sharing with ignorant people. SMOKING INSIDE A SMALL, NARROW TOILET, THEN CLOSING THE DOOR SO THE SMELL OF CIGARS WON'T DISAPPEAR. SUPER. SMART.
I need to get an astronaute suit by the next time I get inside the toilet. Genius.
I fucking hate you, smokers (for my smoker friends, I might like you even more when you stop taking those shits inside your lungs and stop burning money. If you don't want the money, just give it to me rather than spending it on cigars). I hate the fact you're being ignorant for killing people around you slowly. If you want to reduce your lifespan, please do it on a secluded place or at least wear helmet when you're smoking. Suck your own smoke. DON'T SHARE ON THIS ONE, ELSE YOU CAN.
If I were to be a president, I will close all the cigar factory (let one open and set a super high price for a box, like IDR150,000 for 12 sticks)and open up a mega-huge clothing factory, which I will be the designer. Then do mass-production. Next time you see scholarship and soccer sponsors, it will be a fashion factory, not cigars like present. VOTE ME LOL. Just kidding. Politic sucks. But if I were .... (back to the first sentence of the paragraph. Endless loop LOL).
Update on Konjac Sponge!!! XD
Read the first review on Volcanic Stone Water Drop
HERE :)
Have been using the Volcanic Stone Water Drop facial sponge for 5 months yesterday, and I find my zit marks is fading away, I hope it'll be gone VERY SOON! Shoo shoo I don't need you, marks!! =3=
Just so you know how does my first-coming sponge look like now, prepare yourself. It's super ugly-looking! LOL!
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Old one versus new one! The pink one is already super ugly, its cuteness already absorbed to my facial skin mwahahaha!
The pink one is already has ultra-big hole in the middle of the bumpy side (which super visible now, when it's really hard to differ at the first time opening the packaging), and small holes and the sponge is already torn here and there, mostly on the string hole section. Kkk.
Even though the pink is already ugly, it gave me such benefits from massaging my face to moisturising my skin, reducing blackheads, tightening my pores a bit, peeling my ugly zitmarks, etc etc etc. I can't be happier!!
For my second sponge, I chose the Bamboo Charcoal Water Drop. The black-coloured sponge tickles my curiosity, what will this black jelly do to my face? Kkk~ although I already tried my boyfriend's sponge (I bought him the black one), I'm not satisfied until I have it myself. LOL. Me selfish.
It is said I can keep the sponge for 6 months unless your sponge is torn, but it's only the 5th month and my sponge already had a super large hole in the middle. So I think it can't be used anymore :( Well, I'm sad but I need to replace the sponge. It already looks like it can't be functioned well anymore, so, yes, let me replace the sponge. No regret :)
Please wait forward for my review of the Bamboo Charcoal! I still have so many to be reviewed, but my RAM is broken, opening Photoshop program took about 3 minutes and initializing type tool took about 5. My patience runs out at the 3rd minute. Sigh. Need to buy a new RAM! Urrrghh! Anyone willing to donate a 4-GB-memory? Kkk~ I'm running out of savings, blame Tomato Shop, Bigbang, PAPILLON SHOP, MY OWN SHOP, My Konjac Sponge, and everything that has to be done with beauty & fashion! LOLOLOL Just kidding I love you all! :*
Okay, ending with my huge selca picture on dinner at Sushi Tei Sukajadi with boyfie, no makeup, NO BB CREAM, no eyeliner, NOTHING. And after work. I was a mess. LOL. From my Instagram, hipster me :D
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screw you eyebags! and dark circles! gahhhh! |
Goodnight everyoooooooooooone I LOVE YOU ALL! :*